DA CREED

DA CLAW holds certain truuts to be self-evident...

Dat all games should be played by Da Lake.

(Or at Da Comiskey, Da Wrigley, or at Da House dat #23 built.)

And dat dose Sunday afternoons feel kinda spiritual wit everyone being together.

Sure der is da Turkey TNF, Da Black Fridays where we ground Philly,

and of course da Super Saturday Xmas Specials

(and OK, a Wednesday maybe),

But da only "streaming" we know about is da body of water next to Da Columns.

So let’s continue to meet dere on Da Sundays.

Forever.